Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friends
- I think you’re supposed to get wiser with age? Well, that’s okay, there’s always next year!
- Happy birthday! I forgive you for being younger than me.
- Happy birthday to the woman who taught me everything I know about getting on daycare waitlists and who poured me a big glass of wine when I found out the costs.
- Because it’s your birthday, I’ll share my nachos with you.
- I’m actually just here for the cake. But happy birthday!
- Like a fine wine, you’re only getting better with age!
- Happy birthday to someone who’s talented, gorgeous, and charming. Takes one to know one!
- [Your pet’s name] says “Happy birthday to my favorite aunt / uncle!”
- Another year older, and still no gray hairs! Happy birthday to you and your fountain of youth (and maybe your hairdresser).
- Happy birthday! Having me as your best friend is really the only gift you need.
- Wishing a very happy birthday to my favorite elder.
- They say you get wiser and better with age. Is it true? I wouldn’t know, I’m forever 21.
- Happy birthday to the only person who will be honest with me when my makeup looks weird.
- We might need to call the fire department to help with all these candles! Happy birthday, friend.
- I’m so happy we’re going to get old together, and that you have a head start.
- Happy birthday to someone who is always willing to try a new Pinterest idea with me…and is able to laugh with me when it becomes a Pinterest fail.
- Happy birthday to someone who is always there to listen when I need to vent about my husband and kids. You’ve saved me lots of money in therapy bills!
