Funny Inspirational Quotes

“A person without regrets is a nincompoop.” — Mia Farrow

“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” — Steven Wright

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now, I realize I should have been more specific.” — Lily Tomlin

“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.” — Charles Schulz

“Real courage is when you know you’re licked before you begin, but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what.” — Harper Lee

“You can’t turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.” — Bonnie Prudden

“It’s a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon.” — Kermit the Frog

“Be open to learning new lessons, even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday.” — Ellen Degeneres

“The sky isn’t the limit — the sky has no limit.” — Sarah Barker

“They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.” — Andy Warhol

“The road to success and the road to failure are almost exactly the same.” — Colin R. Davis

"Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present." — Bil Keane

“It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation.” — Herman Melville